The Capkin is here!
Capkins are furry little creatures that love hats! All shapes and sizes! They are as nimble as they are short, love to play and cuddle up with their furry friends. Their long and soft ears make them very sensitive to loud sounds, often making them scurry off into hiding. It also makes them great listeners.
They're omnivorous creatures but mostly prefer to eat takout with their friends or something. Most Capkins will average around 3'2 ft (1 m) tall and weigh very little. Most of their weight is in their oversized hats. (probably)
In the event of a threat a Capkin will try and make themselves bigger by squeaking towards the threat and T pose like an Anteater. Failing at that they will run towards the nearest hole or cover and call for aid in the hopes of another Capkin nearby who might have a gun. or a bigger hat (the lethal ones).
''Give a Capkin a Hat and they will be happy. Teach a Capkin to make a Hat. They will be happy for a lifetime (and most likely rich in their community, ask for a cut.)''
Oversized ears? Oversized Tail? Big hat? No. Just the right size. -Capkin